Where Have You Been?

student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

Source: novakian

64,366 notes | 56 minutes ago via neptunepirate | J

#fff got his ass together

Did anyone else notice the green screen fail?

Worse than CNN.

8 notes | 11 hours ago | J

#teen wolf #season 1 #green screen fail #live blogging #stiles stilinski #derek hale #dylan o'brien #tyler hoechlin

smithclark:

pizzaforpresident:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME

*Hopes that Lisa will see this video, reblog it, and laugh with me*

the way her nostrils quiver as she laughs
asdfghjkl;

Source: mattyaye

123,101 notes | 13 hours ago via smithclark | J

It was a deer and a dog. What’s that thing you say about Threes? Once. Twice…

Once Is Chance, Twice is Coincidence, Third Time Is A Pattern.

182 notes | 13 hours ago via death2vega | J

#teen wolf #season 3 #sneak peak #gif

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

Source: twiistz

58,204 notes | 13 hours ago via aarontvetits | J

#i'm screaming

Clark’s Michelle Obama avi lowkey bothers me so much

13 hours ago | J

Omg @ this guy’s timeline: https://twitter.com/NanaSpander1

He thinks he’s having a conversation Nicki Minaj

awsedrfgvtnikjmh

13 hours ago | J

#i'm screaming #nicki minaj

GET DOWN.

[X]

33 notes | 15 hours ago | J

#teen wolf #season 3 #it's gonna hurt #sneak peak #stiles stilinski #lydia martin #Ms. Blake #dylan o'brien #holland roden #haley webb #gif #mine #mine:gifs

[X]

23 notes | 17 hours ago | J

#teen wolf #season 3 #sneak peak #lydia martin #stiles stilinski #Holland Roden #dylan o'brien #gif #mine #mine:gifs

TEEN WOLF: Season 3 | Sneak Peak

289 notes | 22 hours ago | J

#teen wolf #season 3 #sneak peak #stiles stilinski #lydia martin #dylan o'brien #Holland Roden #Tyler Posey

otherbully1:

weredoc:

Derek’s honesty >

fuckin Derek…

He just doesn’t give a fuck.

Source: weredoc

22 notes | 22 hours ago via otherbully1 | J

#and that's why i like him #teen wolf #season 1 #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #Scott McCall #Tyler Posey

smithclark:

k1mkardashian:

SHE’S BACK

this > nicki.

I’m stacking chedda; I’m stacking cheese
I’m talking about that money; you better believe
I’m stacking chedda; I’m stacking cheese
I’m talking about that green; you know what I mean?!

She better SPIT

Source: beyoncebeytwice

96,256 notes | 1 day ago via smithclark | J

Derek’s honesty >

22 notes | 1 day ago | J

#teen wolf #season 1 #marathon #Scott McCall #Tyler Posey #derek hale #tyler hoechlin

I wish I had gotten into Pokémon as a child.

Now I feel left out.

2 days ago | J

#pokemon #personal